The straps on my overnight bag broke today on my way out of work so my co-worker tied it to my body like a backpack. See below:
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| That's a drifter if I've ever seen one. |
This is, by far, the most homeless thing I've done...today.
My friends and I have an ongoing joke about how I'm homeless. Homeless things I've done include, but aren't limited to, the following:
- "Accidentally" stealing a bag of sour cream and onion potato chips from a supermarket in DC
- Falling asleep on the floor of Penn Station
- Dressing like this:
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| Far right, pictured with my non-homeless roommates |
- Opening a bag of Doritos from the wrong side and continuing to eat them from the bag that way
- Dressing like this
- (Almost) falling into a pile of trashbags
Inappropriately Enthusiastically cuddling with a dog named Levi which probably had alopecia (#mostlikelytohavebadfur) on the roof of our apartment building
I was a first-hand witness for most of these things. Guess I like to see you at your finest.
ReplyDeleteApparently I missed a couple of past homeless transgressions.
ReplyDeleteFrom Andrea: the time I was drunk, crying at Alphabet Cafe and probably dined and ditched.
From Fionna: the time I accidentally stole some guy's jacket from the bar at the Port Authority. I wasn't even wearing a jacket when I got there.